GNA Press Releases
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The Nihilist Party is running today with their "Nothing Matters" party platform, though due to a severe glitch in t… https://t.co/vljNm7ALg9 -
Traffic around Rangus 2 has been slowed down due to a sentient patch of floating space alcohol. It was arrested for… https://t.co/KnsCfOQ6NB
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The Galactic News Agency is looking for personnel in the galactic area known as the "Greater Washington, DC Area" t… https://t.co/TQu0BFZXNq
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Sources within the Department of Paranormal Investigations have revealed that the Director of Operations has been e… https://t.co/VRHXpJ8Flc
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Sources within the Chronal Defense Bureau are reporting that there have been 100% more apocalypses than usual under… https://t.co/v3VfCxU0j2